Meow.

where-the-old-gods-sleep:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

also reblogging for the use of the word walnut, but also fort refernce later ^u^.
Sep 15

where-the-old-gods-sleep:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

also reblogging for the use of the word walnut, but also fort refernce later ^u^.

(Source: biencorrect, via turtle-ingtony)

Sep 15

(Source: zombiesailor, via pretty-lady-swollen-eyes)

Sep 15

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via heyitseriin)

Sep 15

stfueverything:

sizvideos:

Video

emergency cuteness

(via heyitseriin)

Sep 15

omgidrc:

oH MY GOD I FUCKING CHOKED

(Source: teresagudice, via heyitseriin)

sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

(via soggythongs)

Sep 15
Sep 10
Sep 10

(Source: xbitchcraft, via thecreative-dreamer)

Sep 10

uglyfun:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

that went in an unexpected direction

(via flutegirl0422)

Sep 10

flutegirl0422:

teaparad0x:

americanninjax:

coelasquid:

jakewhyman:

flacodev:

inkystars:

birdbrainblue:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

image

I feel like I ruined the joke by being a huge nerd and figuring this out about a minute into it. Still awesome though

mY LUNGS

I just played this for my roommate and I wish you all could see the look on her face

(Source: brozoi)

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via locketfullofhowell)

Sep 10

"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

- Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via teatimepanda)

Sep 10

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(via teatimepanda)

Sep 10
drinkandthedevil:

OH MY GOD 
Sep 10

drinkandthedevil:

OH MY GOD 

(Source: rileyjanelle, via officialvoss)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via officialvoss)

Sep 10